courtroom quotes
Lawyer: "How old is your son, the one living with you?
Witness: "Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which."
Lawyer: "How long has he lived with you?"
Witness: "Forty-five years."
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Lawyer: "Sir, what is your IQ?"
Witness: "Well, I can see pretty well, I think."
Nov 11th