hairdyedbruise
-mom comes downstairs-
mom: Jessica, I'm not sure if I got this while carrying the heavy salt [for our water softener thingee] bag from costco or if I got this while carrying the printer/fax/copy machine upstairs, but I have this HUGE bruise.
-lefts up dress, exposes her thigh, and shows me this epic bruise that is as big as a decently size eraser-
me: O.O WOW. THAT'S SO BIG. HOW'D YOU GET IT?
mom: I DONT KNOW! I was showering and I was like hmmm. my thigh hurts and I look! I thought my hairdye dripped onto my thigh! I thought "WAIT, THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT, WHY IS MY HAIRDYE BLACK?"
me: LOLOLOL WTHLOLOLOLOL.
okay. I realized this doesnt sound funny, but it really was
May 14th